15 Outrageous Kids Toys You Won't Believe Got Made

9. Breast Feeding Baby

Breastmilk If we are going to condition each sex to conform to stereotypes through the medium of toys, then we should do it properly or not bother at all. Like this doll, it teaches little girls the joys of looking after and breast feeding a baby. While some will have valid concerns that it implants the idea in young girls that their aim n life should be to breed ASAP, it also sugar coats the whole experience to make it seem like an effortless task that is full of pleasure. So, if they are going to make dolls like this, it should come complete with real poo in the nappies, a crying function that comes on randomly that you can€™t turn off, projectile vomiting after you feed it and some irritant cream to put on the child€™s nipple to simulate the sores that come with breast feeding. It might just be the answer to the teen pregnancy problems.
 
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