15 Problems Only People From Stoke-On-Trent Will Understand

1. Oatcakes Aren't Available Anywhere Else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oaikgG-pNg As any Stokie knows, the single biggest problem that no one else gets is that oatcakes haven't taken the world by storm - yet! These cheese, bacon and sausage filled delights are Stoke's best kept secret, and good luck finding them anywhere else. In times of crisis, bear these words in mind: "Kayp Karn An' Get Thee Sen A Chazey Owecake". This sage advice should be heeded without delay. Just make sure to buy oatcakes fresh from a hole-in-the-wall type of shop rather than from a supermarket; they're much, much better. Pikelets are good too. If the word "pikelet" doesn't ring a bell, find an oatcake shop and try one. It'll be worth the effort. Do you hail from Stoke-On-Trent and recognise these very real struggles? Share your thoughts below in the comments thread.
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Mike has lived in the UK, Japan and the USA. Currently, he is based in Iowa with his wife and 2 young children. After working for many years as a writer and editor for a large corporation, he is now a freelancer. He has been fortunate enough to contribute to many books on Doctor Who over the last 20 years and is now concentrating on original sci-fi & fantasy short stories, with recent sales including Flame Tree, Uffda, and The Martian Wave. Also, look for his contribution on Blake's 7 to "You and Who Else", a charity anthology to be released later this year. You can find him on Tumblr at https://www.tumblr.com/blog/culttvmike