1. Skype: "I Just Adore Disconnecting. It's A Hobby!"
Channel 4The number one slot is plain, simple and the biggest problem of all. Skype doesn't like to stay connected very long. You'll be cut off more times than a man who can't juggle juggling meat cleavers. The word "Hello" will become your most used and most loathed word, followed closely by "Are you there?" Somewhere Skype is chuckling at us. In fact, you know what? A great improvement would be resorting to two rusty tin cans and a really, really, really long piece of string.