16 Problems Only People From Madison Wisconsin Will Understand

5. There's No Temperature Too Cold To Get Out Of Work

Yeah, hi boss, I was just calling because there's four feet of snow on the ground, the wind chill is well below zero, and I live all the way on the other side of town, so I was thinking I'd... ...Wipe the sand out of my nether regions and haul my butt into work. Yes, that's...exactly what I was going to say. See you at 9:30.