4. Your Leg Is In A Cast And The Third Quarter Of The Badger Football Game Just Ended
Uh oh. You know exactly what's about to happen. And you know that, despite your broken tibia and gigantic leg cast, there's no way you're not going to participate in this grand tradition. "BWOMMMMMMMMMM. BOM, BOM, BWUMMMMMMMMM." Oh yeah, you're jumping. Poorly. And with the assistance of some slippery, beer-soaked crutches. But dammit, you're jumping.