16 Problems You Only Know If You Live In The Middle Of Nowhere
13. Too Many Local Pubs
The one thing the countryside does have are the many local pubs.
There are many characters there that everyone is familiar with. The mega-rich man who pretty much owns all the farming land in your area. The very old man who sits in the corner on his own who awkwardly gives you eye contact. The middle-aged women who are ridiculously loud, because this is what there take is on a big night out is. And lastly, the local drunk man who every one is friends with.
There's the top house (the pub at the top of the village for you city folk), and probably either the Red Lion or the Black Bull - because every village pretty much has one.