18 Problems Only Girls With Big Boobs Will Understand

8. Side Zips Are Just Stupid

Freak Out Gif These designers who make clothing with side zips are pure evil. There is no way your regular size is going to fit over your J cups and no matter how much you suck it in until you can€™t breathe, your face turns red and you start crying because you think you€™re fat when really it€™s just the boobs. Many a fitting room assistants has come to assist you in these times of crisis and inadvertently become that reassuring shoulder to cry on as well as reminding us that even though we try, we cannot suck our boobs in to make them smaller.
 
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