19 Texts From Superheroes That Are Absolutely Spot On

12. Superman, Wonder Woman, And Batman

Whoops! Turns out he does, and they're brown. Very, very brown.
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Former Nintendo Power writer, current Nintendo Force writer. Wrote the book on Mega Man (The Robot Master Field Guide). Was once fired by Vince McMahon. Dabbles in video games, comic books, toys, and fast food curiosities. Once had a new species of exotic bird named after him. It died. You can find more of his writings, musings, and other such things on his websites at Nyteworks.net.