20 Problems Only Student Teachers Will Understand

3. The Last Day Of The Course

Giphy 25 Gif This is the day you€™ve been looking forward to for months. Saying good-bye to Sarah, Chris and Keith. Awkward drinks in the classroom and warm sausage-rolls. The original plan was to go to a local pub but then you all realised that you hated each other so nothing was organised. Sarah obviously has a top job teaching drama at the girls school. Chris is teaching Phys-Ed and going out with a model. Keith... well, no-one knows what Keith is doing as he nibbles on a sausage-roll and sips his warm white wine. You€™ve all put money in for a little gift for the teacher. A couple of bottles of wine. Nice. The thought is there even if the numerical benefits aren€™t. You all hug awkwardly and punch fists (yeah, you€™re so kool Chris) and head off into your careers. You will remain a broken shell of your student self. Sarah will always be annoyingly chirpy and chipper. Chris will become one of those sad old men who clings onto coolness with a trendy track-suit and hair-dye and Keith? Well, no-one knows about Keith.
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