3. The Last Day Of The Course

This is the day youve been looking forward to for months. Saying good-bye to Sarah, Chris and Keith. Awkward drinks in the classroom and warm sausage-rolls. The original plan was to go to a local pub but then you all realised that you hated each other so nothing was organised. Sarah obviously has a top job teaching drama at the girls school. Chris is teaching Phys-Ed and going out with a model. Keith... well, no-one knows what Keith is doing as he nibbles on a sausage-roll and sips his warm white wine. Youve all put money in for a little gift for the teacher. A couple of bottles of wine. Nice. The thought is there even if the numerical benefits arent. You all hug awkwardly and punch fists (yeah, youre so kool Chris) and head off into your careers. You will remain a broken shell of your student self. Sarah will always be annoyingly chirpy and chipper. Chris will become one of those sad old men who clings onto coolness with a trendy track-suit and hair-dye and Keith? Well, no-one knows about Keith.