8. University Halls Is In Another Universe
To be honest, you're not exactly sure where Uni Halls are. You know that they exist, because people have told you about them. You've seen photos of the campus. A friend of a friend lives there. You might even have visited them once. But it was probably late, and you were probably drunk. As a result you've always suspected that the sixty year old bus that trundles between Uni Halls and the Students Union was actually some sort of inter-dimensional spaceship in disguise. If, on the other hand, you actually lived in Uni Halls, you have to face your coursemates' constant disbelief that you actually have to get a bus to lectures rather than walking like a normal person.
Freddie Rochez
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With a (nearly) useless degree in English literature and a personal trainer qualification he's never used, Freddie spends his times writing things that he hopes will somehow pay the rent. He's also a former professional singer, and plays the saxophone and ukulele. He's not really used to talking about himself in the third person, and would like to stop now, thanks.
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