20 Things All Cardiff University Students Will Understand
9. The All-Out Class War In Taly
It doesn't matter what Halls you're in. Everyone knows that Talybont Court and Talybont South are mortal enemies. Quite how this came about is anyone's guess. If you live in Taly South, you know that the residents of Court are pretentious w**kers with more money than common sense. If you live in Taly Court, you know that the oiks from South are overbearing, noisy trash. On a good night, expect yelling, jeering, flashing, water bombs and ketchup wars. On a bad night, it kind of looks like Game of Thrones. No one really speaks of Taly North, partially because they're now too busy dealing with the latest addition to the group, Talybont Gate.
With a (nearly) useless degree in English literature and a personal trainer qualification he's never used, Freddie spends his times writing things that he hopes will somehow pay the rent. He's also a former professional singer, and plays the saxophone and ukulele. He's not really used to talking about himself in the third person, and would like to stop now, thanks.
