9. You're A 'One Of Those People' On Black Fridays
You have a strict gym regime and whenever people ask you if you're training for anything in particular, you look at them with the utmost severity and say 'Black Friday', then you shoo them away. Black Fridays are days that were designed for you and you are determined to get the best bargains so you're more than willing to use your elbows to your advantage on this sacred day.
