20 Things The World Would Be A Better Place Without

14. Celebrity Magazines

Shock! Horror! Kim Kardashian Leaves The House Wearing A Tight Pair Of Cream Trousers! This, believe it or not, is a headline posted today in a certain Daily paper produced in the barbarous circles of Hell. It's had 548 comments so far and has been shared by almost one hundred people. Facepalm. The world would undeniably be a better place if people weren't lapping up stories about reality stars buying a toothbrush. Female celebrities given the 'ring of shame' in these scuzzy publications would be acceptable if they'd grown a third breast and were showing it off at the Maldives - but more than often it's just close-ups of cellulite. Bor-ing.

13. Erotic Dinosaur E-books On Amazon

"When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh." What is even going on here? Leave the damn dinosaur narration to Attenborough, you filthy swinebags! A pair of Texas college students published a string of dinosaur-on-girl porno novellas on Amazon. Is this really what people need to get their kicks these days? If so, I don't want to live on this world any more. You've kind of got to feel sorry for the stock photo models, though - when they were posing, bikini-clad, dreams of fame and glamour floating through their heads - never did they imagine they'd end up being raped by a velociraptor.