12. When People Take Your Glasses Off Your Face... For Fun
You literally need your glasses in order to live. You can't function without having them because you have no idea what's going on - an alien could land and abduct all of your colleagues by the time you get them back and you'll never know a thing. Whoever steals your glasses also tends to try them off once they have them. Why? Is it so that they can convince themselves that you definitely need them or are they just trying to improve their own eye sight?