21 Signs You're In A Committed Relationship With Wine
19. When Life Gets Rough, You Turn To Wine
Work getting you down? Relationship trouble? Financial crisis? Someone call the Winebulance. You need a box of Chardonnay, immediately.
18. When Life Is Absolutely Freakin' Awesome, You Celebrate With Wine
When you're already on Cloud 9, a little bubbly is the perfect accompaniment for that swoony glee. Any excuse for a tipple, darling.
17. When Nothing At All Is Really Happening - It's Time For Wine
Who needs a reason to enjoy a good bottle? Wine o'clock is whenever you damn like!
16. It's Becoming Worryingly Easy To Polish Of A Bottle Without Realising
You absolutely SWEAR, when you come back to that drizzle in the bottom of the bottle, that there's some kind of evil wine-stealing elves getting under the kitchen door when you're not looking. Time flies when you're having, erm, wine.