21 Things Only Comic Book Shop Workers Will Understand

4. The Great Unwashed

We're pretty sure when Rage Against The Machine said the immortal words of "F**k you, I won't do what you tell me!" they weren't referring to using a bar of soap. Sorry to perpetuate the stereotype n' all, but sometimes, some people... MAN.

3. Being Parent Translators

"Do you have that one about the family in space?" *Consults Sherlock-style mind-map* "Ah Saga, yes we do."