22 Problems Only People From Gateshead Will Understand
12. Always Being Just Too Far Away From A McDonald's
There's obviously a couple at the MetroCentre, one on Team Valley (though you can never ever go there anytime remotely close to rush hour) and one on the Felling bypass (again, to be avoided in daylight unless you love traffic as much as McNuggets), but there aren't any local enough to be able to walk to from most residential areas. While that might be a good thing for waste-bands, it's no good after you've spent a night over the river and fell out of the magical Disco taxi they send out for special occasions.
There's obviously a couple at the MetroCentre, one on Team Valley (though you can never ever go there anytime remotely close to rush hour) and one on the Felling bypass (again, to be avoided in daylight unless you love traffic as much as McNuggets), but there aren't any local enough to be able to walk to from most residential areas. While that might be a good thing for waste-bands, it's no good after you've spent a night over the river and fell out of the magical Disco taxi they send out for special occasions.