22 Problems Only People From Gateshead Will Understand

13. "The Next Train Will Arrive In 4 Minutes." FOR TWENTY MINUTES

Whoever this Metro Ken is, he owes everyone some serious answers. Like why the passage of time slows on the stretch of line between Heworth and Newcastle city centre. Incredibly, Gateshead is actually not a time vortex and those supposedly accurate machines are no more than expensive lie monitors. Never believe anything they say that doesn't include the word "delayed". Metro apologises.