Navigating grocery aisles isn't usually all that taxing an affair... until you've smoked a J. Suddenly you're plunged into a labyrinth of washing powder and sanitary supplies, when all you want is a big-eat packet of Monster Munch.
11. When You've Already Reached Maximum Highness, Then Try To Get Higher
Did we say maximum highness? No such thing. Blaze on!
10. When You Run Out Of Weed And Can't Get Any For Days
Especially when you've just spent the majority of your pay-check on some sexy sticky green, and smoked it all within 12 hours. Not to fear, there's always that resin buildup inside the pipe you can get an alternative kick of THC from. We're kidding, we're kidding... or are we?
9. When You're Dragged Into A Situation Unexpectedly And You're Higher Than The God Damn Heavens
Picture the situation: you're comfortably stoned in bed playing Skyrim, when suddenly your mother calls asking you to accompany her to IKEA as she can't carry her new swanky wardrobe alone. What a complete and utter nightmare. Can we just sit down a second first?
