23 Things Only People From Cornwall Will Understand

14. Never, Ever Knowing How To Dress Appropriately For The Weather

How is anyone expected to forward plan when living in both the 5th hottest place in England (hurray), which is also simultaneously the 8th wettest (booo)? At least Scotland and the frozen North know to expect it to be cold and wet 90% of the year. It's like Cornwall has emotional problems.