24 Problems Only Bar Managers Will Understand

19. There€™s Always That One Doorman

Properly SIA-licenced door supervisors are a vital cog in the pub and bar trade, a stand-up group of fearless men and women who work to ensure the safety and security of staff and customers alike, and we salute them all. Well, all except that one. You know the one. No one€™s really sure how he or she got the licence, or if his or her circumstances have changed significantly since then€ which is a nice way of saying that giving them a badge has turned him or her into a proper jumped-up little Hitler. Rude, aggressive and bullying - and that€™s just to the staff - these are the kind of people that would probably be asked to leave the venue if, you know, they weren€™t the ones in charge of asking people to leave the venue.
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