24. The Eternal Battle Between 'Chantry Scummers' & 'New Mingers'
Arguably the most crucial decision your parents ever made. Even more important than the decision to conceive you in the first place. "Do we send wor kid to Chantry or Newminster?" The rivalry is engrained into you from the first day of year five. The daunting prospect of walking from the rugby club and through Newminster's playgrounds can make or break even the toughest and most thick skinned of Chantry's nine-year-olds. While every Newminster representative needs to get themselves safely and swiftly down Chantry's field-side path before their counterparts are let loose at the end of the school day. The five minutes between 3:20 and 3:25 are quite literally a life and death situation. Any battles that took place during the four years of middle school at the bottom of Dogger Bank can make the first few weeks of year nine at Kevi more than a little bit awkward.