23. There Are A Lot Of Babies On Your FB News Feed
When you were 20 and a Facebook acquaintance put up a picture of an ultra sound with the status 'We're having our first baby!', your immediate reaction was to text your bestie in the bitchiest of manners and say 'That girl from school is ALREADY having a baby!' But now it seems that there are ultrasounds left, right and centre. And photos of babies. And videos of toddlers running around. You can't believe your eyes: your FB feed has gone from immature youths posting Youtube videos of dancing cats to a digital creche. And you're not feeling broody at all yet, and now you're wondering if maybe there's something wrong with you.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
