16. "You Can Do Whatever You Want"
Your friends who are in a relationship envy you for your freedom as you're able to do whatever you want, whenever you want, with every Tom, Dick and Harry that takes your fancy. What they don't seem to understand is that everyone else you know always wants to do things with their partners so you can't do whatever you want because you have no-one to do them with. Secondly, since when did being a relationship mean that you voluntarily give up your basic human rights of having freedom? You're pretty sure that if you want to go out with the girls on a Saturday night then that's what you're going to do. Probably.