15. "You'll Laugh At This One Day"
You sincerely hope that you will because your pillow is tired of listening to you sob your heart out each night about how no one wants you and although you know you shouldn't have eaten that extra tub of ice cream by yourself, you know that deep down, it was worth it. One day you'll find it funny how everyone called you Bridget for six years before you found someone who can actually tolerate you and how every year at Christmas when you received those massive pants that were supposed to be a joke, made you hate everyone that you know ... So yeah, hopefully you'll be able to find the funny side in the tragedy that was your life one day.