17. "At Least You Don't Have To Make An Effort"
Now you're confused. First you're trying too hard and now you don't need to? You're making an effort because you need to, as many people will not find you attractive with your hair scraped back into a bun, your sweat pants on and chocolate stains decorating everything. Your friends then argue that you have no one to impress all of the time because you don't have someone who will surprise you with sexy time on the kitchen floor when you get home from work and you need to always have your legs shaved. Isn't the whole point in being in a relationship is so that you no longer have to make an effort because they've accepted you for who you are, hairy legs and all?