13. "You Have The Love Life That You Want"
The next person who tells you that you need to love yourself before someone else will love you will get a swift kick to the crotch and a temple punch to the, well their temples. You do love yourself and you just cannot comprehend why the only people to love you unconditionally is your parents and your dog, and even then, they all bugger off when a new person comes round with something to eat. You're unhappy but happy with your current love life and all you need is a companion to go on adventures with but so far, no one has been able to live up to the Aragorn expectation that you have in your head. If they can't open a set of double doors like him then it's an automatic "NO."