27 Stupid Things All Singletons Are Tired Of Hearing

12. "Maybe You're Just Too Picky"

You've been single for so long that you're convinced that you're now asexual but that doesn't mean that you're going to date the next person who comes along and asks you. It's not that you're picky, you just have certain expectation of what you'd like your partner to be like. For starters you like it when they can make you laugh, can cook you your favourite meal and they're not married with three illegitimate children that their current wife has no idea about. If those are high standards then you're probably screwed.