14. "Who Are You Bringing As Your Plus One?"
You sigh the biggest sigh that your body can muster and your eyes roll so far into the back of your head that you're worried that they'll get stuck. Why are people asking you like they don't already know that the answer will be your brother or your best female friend, because in what world would you have a tall, dark and handsome man waiting for you to ask him to be your date as someone's wedding? You also make it your mission to catch the bride's bouquet - just so you can fully fit into the stereotype as a true singleton and you feel like you need to prove something on the day.