11. "Why Don't You Try Online Dating?"
You absolutely love Catfish and after all of the horror stories that you've heard about people who have met up on the internet, you're avoiding it at all costs. Back in the day before technology, they all managed to find someone to marry them without having to avoid all of the online creeps who pretend that they look like Brad Pitt but they're actually Boy George. You also don't want to join a dating site to then get rejected by everyone online as well as everyone that you meet in the street.