10. "Maybe It's You"
"It's not me, it's you" is something that no-one wants to hear even though the expression "it's not you, it's me" is definitely about the other person. But what if it really is you? You think changing yourself in order to meet someone's expectations is a ridiculous concept, but you've been single for so long that you feel that maybe it is you. It also doesn't help when you're friends sit you down and say "we love you, but you are the constant variable here. Maybe you might want to work on that." It's not your fault people don't get your jokes or your appreciation of food.