9. "At Least You Get To Flirt With Whoever You Want"
Do you really though? You get so nervous about the idea of talking to a complete stranger that you have to mentally prepare yourself for the concept of it at least forty five minutes before you summon up the courage to do it, and even then you forget what you're going to say and then ask them what their weapon of choice will be in a zombie apocalypse. That, and if they like cheese. If anything, they think your flirting is more of an aggressive interrogation.