24. "How Are You Even Single?"
You absolutely despise people asking you this question because you have it all; the ability to walk in a straight line, eat with your mouth closed, own every pub quiz you've ever been in and you even brush your hair. You are an absolute hoot to be around and you know when to draw the line at really inappropriate jokes, but you still can't seem to find anyone who is remotely interested in you as a human being. The world is a very weird and mysterious place.