30 Painfully Real Signs You've Been Single For Too Long

11. You're Always The One Without A Partner For Fairground Rides

Praying this log flume crashes into a gorgeous woman, who I can heroically rescue and she will fall in love with me and I can spend the rest of my life totally not alone.
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