2. Noel Fielding
The 'comedian' famed for doing The Mighty Boosh and Luxury Comedy is just so mind-numbingly tedious on Twitter. Noel seems to think his sense of humour is a high art that people simply don't understand due to their lack of intelligence, when in fact it's more a man being quirky for the sake of being quirky. Painfully unfunny in every cameo appearance he's made in UK sitcoms, and his own work is surprisingly even worse, so it's in a way no surprise Noel Fielding bores the masses online. His Twitter account consists of him saying outrageous things that juvenile children would laugh at, but because it's Noel's way, we are all supposed to laugh at him and applaud his apparent genius. His profile page says only these words, 'This page is now being run by General Zod', and his profile name has been changed to Noel Fieldmouse. Upon looking at his latest tweets, 'Night cream cabbage batty wizard x' is among them, which further highlights exactly what garbage to expect from said lunatic.