7 Body Mods That Everybody Might Soon Have

6. Implantable Bras

Bras are a massive pain in the t*ts. They're uncomfortable, expensive and are programmed to self-destruct if they go within 20 feet of a washing machine.

How would you feel then, ladies, if you were offered the chance to keeping your girls under control without the need to resort to those lacy torture devices?

This seems like a drastic move now, but as implants become more commonplace, you could elect for a quick surgical procedure to implant a mesh sling into the breast to hold it up. If you're after something a little more heavy duty, you could always opt for a silicone version to keep your tatas tamed.

Or just, you know, forget the Barbie boobs thing and free the nipple.