These individuals can be spotted by their complete lack of 'glowing perspiration'. They generally can be noted by their behaviour in the gym bar (they are always members of gyms with bars and coffee shops). They sit in groups and wax lyrical about their workout regime. What is interesting to note is that they very rarely enter the sweat confines of the gym itself as it's, obviously, a bit disgusting. When spotted in this hazy haven, they are wearing their favourite perfume and gym gear that costs about as much as your car. The gym routine of the Yummy Mummy is also a curious beast as one tends to stand on the cross-trainer whilst the other stands next to it. They then continue their conversation from the bar but at the machine because, you know, that constitutes a 'work out'. Often they will check their mobiles for updates on how their car valet is doing outside before decamping back to the bar for a latte and then home in their 4x4's. Be sure to get out of their way, too, because, to all intents and purposes, you do not exist.
