8 Haircuts Every Woman Will Get

8. The Bob

What Is It? A blunt cut ending somewhere around the jawline. Most easily achieved with dead straight hair. Can be worn with or without a fringe. Used to be considered the cut of choice for quiet, nerdy girls (the Mary Anne Spiers of the world) but has, in recent years, become a statement haircut for Women Who Mean Business thanks to high profile boss types like Anna Wintour (AKA The Bob). Whose Fault Is This? Katie Holmes post-Cruise-breakup. Helen Mirren's spectacular ageing process. Your favourite teacher in primary school. Keira Knightley in Bend It Like Beckham. Now What? You wanted to look like a boss, sure, but like a fun, cool boss who lets their employees leave early on Fridays and always buys the first round at company events. Instead you look like the kind of boss who taps their watch when people come back from lunch. This is not the image you wish to put out into the world. You'd better grow it out.
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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.