As with any large-scale social event you’re always going to get a few bad eggs. Collectively we should acknowledge society’s cinematic shortcomings, if not for our own sakes, then for our children’s children.
Its a new year, so yknow, new leaf and all that. However until we can get on with the inevitable digital future thats being prepared for imminent throat-penetration in the coming few years, wed still like to go to the cinema to enjoy the latest release. Personally I still find great fun in going to the cinema, and whilst Im not about to devolve into one of those slack-jawed gawkers you see on the latest Odeon advert, the experience of grabbing your significant other or a bunch of friends and tootling off to watch whatever is on should be an effortlessly enjoyable foray into escapism. As with any large-scale social event, or just anything outside of a handful of people, youre always going to get a few bad eggs. Thus its through the many encounters weve all had with the likes of the upcoming, that Ive compiled a definitive list so that collectively we may acknowledge societys cinematic shortcomings, if not for our own sakes, then for our childrens children. Unless of course theyre all plugged into some strange ethereal holographic interface that tickles their extremities as theyre watching the reanimated corpse of Bruce Willis flail about for Die Hard 27: Just Die Already. In that case, lets just settle on improving todays world.
