Every Epic Rap Battles Of History Ranked

46. Captain Kirk Vs. Christopher Columbus

Rappers: Peter (Columbus) and Lloyd (Kirk).

This is a very, very solid season one battle all things considered. It's short and simple yet the lines are actually very entertaining and come to think of it, it's got the best instrumental of season one and among the best in ERB history. It looks good on a visual level too.

Lloyd's Captain Kirk is a bit weird, but he's also pretty funny so this doesn't sink the battle. All in all, very good stuff.

Best Line:

Kirk: "Mr Spock, beam back to 1492 so I can beat this man like it's my job / We'll see how Isabella likes my captain's log."

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