12 Surprising Things That Define All Newcastle United Fans

6. You Have The Same Musical Taste As The Mentally Ill

Obviously Cheryl Cole was going to be in there, because she's local and the commitment to her in the region borders on the fierce, even when she's punching people in toilets. But Taylor Swift is hardly going to be on too many Newcastle fans' iPods, and the idea that those two would share space on the same playlists as The E Street Band, Nirvana and Shaggy. But that's apparently what you're all listening to.

5. You Drink Irn Bru, Vimto And Perrier

There was clearly a ban on alcoholic beverages in the refreshments section, but it's still odd to see Scottish staple Irn Bru ranking so high, and downright baffling to see both Vimto and Perrier as the top drinks. Who has the money to buy Perrier?