12 Surprising Things That Define All Newcastle United Fans

4. You Are Grumpy And Unfunny

Geordies apparently describe themselves as good listeners and good company, but also admit to being grumpy (not that surprising given the context of 2014's football) and "unfunny". Why are people admitting to being unfunny? Or is that YouGov just sticking the boot in because they're not fans of Ant & Dec's banter about celebrities eating kangaroo genitals or something?

3. You Often Notice Adverts On The Sides Of Buses

It's not surprising that you notice them, per se, but more that anyone thinks that looking at the side of buses in any way impacts what your personality is like. Does it make you a good person to be staring at posters on the side of moving vehicles? Is it something to avoid for an enriched life? Who even cares?!