7. Stewie Is An Evil Genius (But He's Still A Baby) - Family Guy
Whether he's creating a time machine, building rocket launchers, or planning matricide, Stewart Gilligan Griffin is a force to be reckoned with. If he's not besting you with his inventions or his tiny fists of fury, then his razor sharp wit - and mastery of the English language - is tearing you apart. But there are so many times that the writers go out of their way to remind us that although he's a diabolical mastermind, he's still a toddler. The fact that he needs his diaper changed, for one, never fails to amuse. That he still sleeps with a nightlight and sucks his thumb when he sleeps? Hilarious. He also has deep and intimate relationship with his stuffed teddy bear, Rupert, and speaks on his Sesame Street telephone and holds actual conversations (hey, they're real to him) with the characters. Stewie likes the crust removed from his Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches, too, loves his Scooby Doo yogurt cups, and can't find his mother when she plays peek-a-boo. The fact that in so many future versions of Stewie we see him as a bland adult with a limited imagination begs the questions: what happens to Stewie when he becomes a teenager?
