2. Franklin Delano Bluth
Ok, this one is a cheat. But since I was so strict on the bloodline of the Bluths as the main factor for inclusion, I thought Franklins lack of blood gave me a pass. Not only does Franklin have his own personality, but almost every character treats him as if hes real, not just GOBs hand/brain co-ordination. For instance, in many cases people go to strangle Franklins neck in a fit of rage after one of his horrific outbursts, rather than punch GOB. Franklin does have his soft side though, contributing to GOBs duet of It Aint Easy Being White. The song, while attempting to promote racial harmony, is inherently racist, featuring the lyrics It aint easy being white, it aint easy being brown, all this pressure to be bright, Ive got childrens all over town.