4. Sixfinger
As if having six fingers wasn't bad enough, you then have children taunt you by shouting "sixfinger, sixfinger." A toy mistakenly bought for children instead of mum, this phallic finger taught children to fire missiles at each other. Dubbed the most amazing toy ever, 'Sixfinger' existed in a time before toy safety, allowing kids to also fire cap loaded bombs at your face. Yet unless you have the skin tone of Percy Pig, you won't fool anyone into thinking you have a sixth finger.
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