10 South Park Fates Worse Than Death

In South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, the four boys go see the R-rated Terence & Philip movie, Asses of Fire. When Cartman bets Kenny he can't light his fart on fire, as is depicted in the movie, Kenny does so to prove him wrong. Tragically, Kenny catches fire and dies shortly after.

Kyle's mum, Sheila, is so enraged, she encourages the authorities to have Terence & Philip executed. During this time, Satan is in Hell witnessing all of this unfold. Since there is a prophecy that he will bring Hell to Earth when the blood of the Canadian duo spills on American soil, he believes his return is imminent.

Although the boys manage to save Terence & Philip from being executed, Sheila tracks them down and shoots them dead. The ground opens up immediately after, releasing Satan and his demons upon humanity.

In the Devil's own words, Sheila's actions have allowed him to rule over the world for the next two million years. Even though Sheila was trying to make the world a better place for children, she ended up damning all of mankind.