10 Things You Didn't Know About Archer
1. Sterling Archer Wrote An Actual Book
It's called How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written -- and it's 100% real! So go ahead and order it before you continue reading this article. Just kidding, finish the article first.
Now, I don't know how a fictional character from an animated TV show manages to write and publish a book in the real world, but I guess we can now add "bestselling author" next to Sterling Archer's name, right after "world's greatest secret agent."
It is the only book in the world, at least according to its author, that "will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one?"
It will also teach you important everyday stuff, like how to rock a tactical turtleneck, how to deal with murderous ex-girlfriends, and the difference between a call girl and a hooker. I don't know about you, but I'm sold!