10 Times Star Trek: The Next Generation Tried To Be Sexy
7. Nice Planet (“Justice”)
The Edo, residents of Rubicon III, relish their lives in a kind of Eden among the stars. The young, buff, golden children of the sun frolic about and leave nothing to the imagination in outlandish, skimpy space bikinis. Commander Riker, for one, is overjoyed to visit.
Like the backdrop of a free-love softcore porn, the Edo run about – literally, they run everywhere, libidos thrumming along – smiling and giggling and taking turns luxuriating in body oil massages, as one rightfully should do in paradise.
Referring to the Edo, Geordi says, “They make love at the drop of a hat.” Tasha Yar is quick to add, “Any hat.”
In fact, the planet has a rigid and harsh system which randomly executes violators of even the slightest infraction. Still, it would seem that the greater problem is a widespread fabric shortage, most worryingly among the men.
All in all, small prices to pay for daily hot oil rubdowns.