10 Ways That The Walking Dead Has Prepared You For A Zombie Apocalypse

5. Everyone Has A Weapon Of Choice

So you'll need one too if you're going to fit in and make yourself useful. Even if you decide to use a tin opener (not recommended) then at least you'll have something that makes you feel a bit safer. That will probably be a very rare thing too, to feel safe again; so make sure you buy a machete now and learn how to use it. And don't show off your mad skills in order to impress that girl you like, because she probably won't find it arousing watching you play with your sword by yourself.