7. Kenny Is Actually Filthy Rich (But His Parents Spend It All Irresponsibly)
One of the defining traits of Kenny's character beyond dying every episode is that he comes from a poor and dysfunctional family. However, fans have theorised that Kenny's constant stream of deaths and his family's financial situation may be linked. Due to his ability to constantly die and revive, Kenny's family thought to take advantage of this situation by putting a life insurance policy on him. Thus, whenever Kenny kicks the bucket, his family gets a massive chunk of change, he revives, rinse and repeat. Despite the outward appearance of being poor, Kenny somehow still manages to stay current with trends in toys and video games, including being the first kid in South Park to get a PSP. However, most of the money from Kenny's deaths is squandered by his parent's irresponsible drinking and drug use, hence why they live in such a dilapidated house. Kenny's parents' drug and alcohol use may also explain why they don't question how their son somehow always revives after dying; they're high and/or drunk all the time so everything makes sense to them.
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